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One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
Author: Dan Quayle

One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered.
Author: Michael J. Fox

Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your own failings, passions, and prejudices so you can separate them from what you see.
Author: Bernard M. Baruch

Only through art can we get outside of ourselves and know another's view of the universe.
Author: Marcel Proust

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
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