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The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
Author: Diogenes Laertius

The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.
Author: Emma Goldman

The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Author: William Shakespeare

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
Author: William Gibson

The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.
Author: Lord McCauley

Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.
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What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
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Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
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At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy,' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'
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