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Man is condemned to be free.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
Author: Peter McArthur

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
Author: Alexander Pope

Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your family.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Author: Evan Davis

Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!
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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" . "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o
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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.
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