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It doesn't take much convincing to make someone believe they're better than everyone else.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot keep out of trouble
Author: William J. H. Boetcker

You can't ever be really free if you admire somebody too much.
Author: Tove Jansson

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Author: George Burns

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
Author: Art Buchwald

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It was very early in the morning and a number of passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apart from the noise, a number of overhead lockers dropped open and several items of carry-on luggage were launched down the aisle. After slowing up, the aircraft turned off the runway and turned towards the stand and over the PA came "Good morning ladies gentlemen, this is Captain Smith, welcome to Luton...and if any of you were asleep...I bet you're not now!"
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Stewardess" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep." "Captain, shut up and land the plane."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes