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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Author: Unknown

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Author: Christopher Morley

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Author: Jay Leno

People everywhere have the same needs and values. They need a place to live and a job. Beyond that, they may need to sell stuff or get a mate.
Author: Craig Newmark

Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.
Author: Margaret Cho

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."
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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"
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What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes