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Everything you can imagine is real.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Author: Steven Wright

Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
Author: Arab Proverb

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"
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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes