Best quotes to send by SMS

I dwell in possibility...
Author: Emily Dickinson
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Author: Lucretius
Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
Author: Edmund Burke
'T is better to be lowly born,
And range with humble livers in content,
Than to be perked up in a glistering grief,
And wear a golden sorrow.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

What person strives to ensure safety for
horses?
Ralph Neighder!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Who did the breeder call when his horse was
possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why did the farmer call his
horse
Baseball?
Because it's covered with horsehide!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why did the man call his horse
Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes