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If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
Author: Tom Stoppard

No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
Author: John Stuart Mill

No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about itself traditions, conventions, ways of behaviour, which are not less formidable in their influence.
Author: Harold Laki

No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

In a false quarrel there is no true valour.
Author: William Shakespeare

Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes