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Or what about the statue in California currently said to be crying bloody tears? Why worry about the alleged weeping of a plaster effigy when so many actual human beings have reason to cry?
Author: Anna Quindlen

Humanity can be quite cold to those whose eyes see the world differently.
Author: Eric A. Burns

Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself. Our common vision of a free and just society is our greatest source of cohesion at home and strength abroad, greater than the bounty of our material ble
Author: Jimmy Carter

Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.
Author: Carl Schurz

Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare

Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
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What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !
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