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Diplomacy: lying in state.
Author: Oliver Hereford

Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several--from foolish vanity, from ignorance of what is due to others, from indolence, from stupidity, from distraction of thought, from contempt of others, from jealousy.
Author: Jean de la Bruyere

Discretion is the better part of valor.
Author: Anonymous

Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Author: Walt Whitman

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
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How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
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How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
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Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
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When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
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