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Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.Author: Thomas Jefferson
Advice is least heeded when most needed.Author: American Proverb
Affirmations are like prescriptions for certain aspects of yourself you want to change.Author: Jerry Frankhauser
After all, one knows one's weak points so well, that it's rather bewildering to have the critics overlook them and invent others.Author: Edith Wharton
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.Author: Italian Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur
fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed,
"Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come
this close to the
highway!"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to
the
drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety
confuse
her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads
should I get?" she says. "This is all new to
me."
"Well,"
says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's
ceramic tile."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!"
Someone else yells, "Call 911!"
The blonde yells back, "What's
the number?"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde and her husband were driving home,
when
they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and
stood
over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just
stood
their, when she said "Oh i know."
So she when in the car and rumaged
through
her purse and came out with what looked
a bottle. She
poured it on the rabit and they both
got in the car. Suddenly the rabit
got up hopped a
little bit and waved, hopped a little and
waved,
hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over
it.
The husband just stared at his wife
and said "Honey, what did you
pour on
that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer
with a
permanent wave."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde was filling out an application form
for
a job. She promptly
filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE,
ADDRESS, etc. Then she came
to the column: SALARY
EXPECTED.
''Yes.''This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes