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You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
Author: Ray Bradbury

You know criticism when you get into this business. You accept the bad with the good, the tabloids and the positive side of it.
Author: Carmen Electra

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
Author: George Burns

Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul.
Author: Emily Dickinson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
Author: Bible

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes