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The best ideas are common property.
Author: Seneca

Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

It is obvious that 'obscenity' is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the Courts, it means 'anything that shocks the magistrate.'
Author: Bertrand Russell

The worthwhile problems are the ones you can really solve or help solve, the ones you can really contribute something to.
Author: Richard Feynman

Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
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Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
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