Best quotes to send by SMS
David Mahoney Our heroes are those... who... act above and beyond the call of duty and in so doing give definition to patriotism and elevate all of us.... America is the land of the free because we are the home of the brave.
Author: David Mahoney

Henry Miller Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller

Friedrich Nietzsche Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

William Shakespeare Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare

Simonides Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides

The best jokes to send by SMS
Criminal jokes Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
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Criminal jokes Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
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Criminal jokes What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !
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Criminal jokes An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?" The German replied, "Ya, that vill not be a problem." A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, "Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?" "Ya, that vill be done," says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, "Well, could you do the same as before?" The German replies, "Vhy, ya." The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. "Well," begins the Brit, "could you just..." The German snapped , "No! We think you are trying to escape!"
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Dance jokes Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."
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