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Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Author: Aesop

Do not envy a sinner; you don't know what disaster awaits him.
Author: Bible

Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
Author: Moralia

Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Author: Haitian Proverb

Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.
Author: Saint Basil

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes