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The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
Author: William Gibson

Never lose hope.
Author: Unknown

The number of books will grow continually, and one can predict that a time will come when it will be almost as difficult to learn anything from books as from the direct study of the whole universe. It will be almost as convenient to search for some bit of
Author: Denis Diderot

The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful...
Author: Sharon Olds

The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Author: Marcel Proust

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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