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He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
Author: Seneca

He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not to show a sordid ungenerous spirit. To remind a man of a kindness conferred and to talk of it, is little different from reproach.
Author: Demosthenes

He who divides and shares is left with the best share.
Author: Mexican Proverb

He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for the conclusions to be drawn from them, or the advantage to which they can be put, is a philosopher.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
Author: Horace

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on, Sam !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
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