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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Author: Margaret Fuller

If you have the creative urge, it isn't going to go away. But sometimes it takes a while before you accept the fact.
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you kick a stone in anger, you'll hurt your own foot.
Author: Korean Proverb

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I do
Author: J. D. Salinger

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes