Best quotes to send by SMS

He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Author: Confucius
He who wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.
Author: Edmund Burke
He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.
Author: Confucius
Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
Author: Hannah Green
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
Author: J. K. Rowling
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you
cross a glow worm
with some beer ?
Light ale !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag
?
They can lighten your load !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is life like for a wood worm ?
Boring
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What does a spider do when he
gets angry
?
He goes up the wall !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What are spiders webs good
for ?
Spiders
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes