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He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Author: Confucius

He who wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.
Author: Edmund Burke

He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.
Author: Confucius

Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
Author: Hannah Green

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
Author: J. K. Rowling

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes