Best Cell Phones

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Author: Mae West

How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
Author: Brooks Atkinson

In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before.
Author: Terence

What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes