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If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
Author: George E. Woodberry

In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
Author: Shunryu Suzuki

In the courtroom of the conscience, a case is always in progress.
Author: Dutch Proverb

I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.
Author: Joan Didion

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Author: Andy Warhol

Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist returned to Ireland and asked the antique shop owner if he had any more bargains. "I've got the very thing for you," said the Irishman. "It's the genuine skull of Saint Patrick". "You swindler!" shouted the American. "You sold me that ten years ago," and, producing the skull, added, "Look, they're not even the same size!" "You have it all wrong," said the Irishman. "This is the skull of Saint Patrick when he was a lad."
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes