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If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
Author: Ezra Bowen

If there is pain in my life or something that is wrong. I try to go to that place in me and write from there. I dont necessarily write about the issue, but I write from the emotion.
Author: Jeneane Sessum

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too much it is hard to withdraw and never can it be done so quickly as to hinder the harm of our success.
Author: Saint Francis de Sales

I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one.
Author: Elizabeth Janeway

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes