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Victory belongs to the most persevering.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
Author: William Shakespeare

Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men die from treading on water and fire, but I have never seen a man die from treading the course of virtue.
Author: Confucius

Walking is man's best medicine.
Author: Hippocrates

To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.
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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.
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What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!
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What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.
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