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Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.
Author: e e cummings

One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.
Author: Rene Descartes

One does not learn how to die by killing others.
Author: Vicomte de Chateaubriand

One good turn deserves another.
Author: Gaius Petronius

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room
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Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
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Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.
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