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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Author: George Carlin

How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
Author: Maya Angelou

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to
Author: Lord Byron

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !
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