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I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.
Author: Jessica Simpson

Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
Author: Ted Morgan

I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.
Author: Candice Bergen

I usually approach things with the idea that I will take something out of everything I do.
Author: Heather Armstrong

I was in love with loving.
Author: Saint Augustine

How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes