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A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
Author: Thomas Mann

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.
Author: P. G. Wodehouse

A mind too active is no mind at all.
Author: Theodore Roethke

A minute's success pays the failure of years.
Author: Robert Browning

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes