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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Author: Aristotle

The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.
Author: Agatha Christie

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Author: Josh Billings

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes