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It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Author: Sally Kempton

It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

It is impossible to go through life without trust: That is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.
Author: Graham Greene

It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
Author: Dr. Howard Murphy

It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity: they must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.
Author: Charlotte Bronte

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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