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The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Author: Samuel Butler

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Author: J. Paul Getty

The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
Author: H. L. Mencken

I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
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What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.
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Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.
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How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.
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What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.
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