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The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?Author: Judith Hayes
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.Author: William Van Horne
In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.Author: Peter McWilliams
The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.Author: Miguel de Cervantes
The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.Author: Ernst Haas
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do fishermen say
on Halloween?
"Trick-or-trout!"This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
Where's the most dangerous place to go
trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
What do witches eat at Halloween
?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
What kind of protozoa likes
Halloween?
An amoeboo!This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes