Best Cell Phones
Best quotes to send by SMS
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.Author: Thomas H. Huxley
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.Author: Don Marquis
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.Author: M. Scott Peck
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.Author: Harry Vaughan
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.Author: Pythagoras
The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor, Doctor
I'm having
trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a
stop to that!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
a woodworm
How boring for you!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I
in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a
bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news
and some bad news. Which would
you like to hear
first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured
so badly that we had to amputate both of
them.
Patient:
That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in
the next ward who made a very good offer on
your slippers.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
A baseball manager who had an
ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor
said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball
when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come
you
let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and
two men
out in the ninth?"
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him
now. Next.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor has come to see one of
his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both
of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and
dramatically holds up his
heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the
piano when these
bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not,"
replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't
able to play it
before."This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes