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No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
Author: Henry P. Fairchild

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
Author: William Blake

No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
Author: Anonymous

No man is an Island, intire of itselfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine...
Author: John Donne

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.
Author: Christian Nestell Bovee

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!
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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
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Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes