Best quotes to send by SMS
Mahatma Gandhi Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Thomas Jefferson Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Joseph Addison How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue! Who would not be that youth? What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country!
Author: Joseph Addison

Mark Twain How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain

William Shakespeare How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Men jokes What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house.
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Men jokes When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Men jokes What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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Men jokes What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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