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How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!
Author: Walt Whitman

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige

How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes

Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Author: E. B. White

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
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Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
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Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.
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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
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