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Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.
Author: Kathleen Norris

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
Author: Jean Rostand

Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.
Author: William Shakespeare

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
Author: Ethel Mumford

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Author: W. C. Fields

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes