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It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

In every child who is born under no matter what circumstances and of no matter what parents, the potentiality of the human race is born again, and in him, too, once more, and each of us, our terrific responsibility toward human life: toward the utmost ide
Author: James Agee

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Author: Peter De Vries

My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad.
Author: Olive Schreiner

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes