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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Author: Publilius Syrus

My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way.
Author: Hilary Duff

My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That it excels all other bliss.
Author: Sir Edward Dyer

I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.
Author: Herbert Bayard Swope

My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes