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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Author: Margaret Fuller

If you have the creative urge, it isn't going to go away. But sometimes it takes a while before you accept the fact.
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you kick a stone in anger, you'll hurt your own foot.
Author: Korean Proverb

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I do
Author: J. D. Salinger

Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!
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Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !
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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !
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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes