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In forming a bridge between body and mind, dreams may be used as a springboard from which man can leap to new realms of experience lying outside his normal state of consciousness.
Author: Ann Faraday

In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.
Author: Herodotus

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

In spite of illness, in spite even of the archenemy sorrow, one can remain alive long past the usual date of disintegration if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in small ways.
Author: Edith Wharton

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.
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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
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What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.
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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.
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How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
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