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Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
Author: Germaine Greer

Life is like getting dropped off in the middle of the woods, and then year by year, gradually walking home.
Author: April Foiles

Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
Author: Martha Stewart

Life isn't long enough for love and art.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
Author: Anais Nin

A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters." "OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?" "You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner. "Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?" "That," says the man, "is your first worry."
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
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Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
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What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
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