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Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own?
Author: Bible

Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.
Author: Carmen Electra

It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.
Author: Terry Pratchett

It does not seem to be true that work necessarily needs to be unpleasant. It may always have to be hard, or at least harder than doing nothing at all. But there is ample evidence that work can be enjoyable, and that indeed, it is often the most enjoyable
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

It had only been my repeated experience that when you said to life calmly and firmly... 'I trust you; do what you must,' life had an uncanny way of responding to your need.
Author: Olga Ilyin

Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes