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I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has befo
Author: Harry S Truman

Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress.
Author: George Eliot

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Author: Johnny Carson

It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.
Author: James Thurber

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."
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