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Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Author: Diogenes the Cynic

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new the
Author: Thomas Sowell

Music critics get their records for free so their opinions usually don't matter.
Author: Marilyn Manson

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
Author: John Erskine

Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
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Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
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