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Let the people think they govern, and they will be governed.
Author: William Penn

Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of so doing.
Author: Aquaviva

Let us have a care not to disclose our hearts to those who shut up theirs against us.
Author: Francis Beaumont

Let us reform our schools, and we shall find little reform needed in our prisons.
Author: John Ruskin

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Author: Katherine Cebrian

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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How long will a floating point operation float?
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