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In this business you either sink or swim or you don't.
Author: David Smith

I LIKE ads. It's not that we don't like ads, we just don't like ads when they are out of place.
Author: Bill Barnes

In war, truth is the first casualty.
Author: Aeschylus

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Author: Herman Wouk

In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
Author: Pythagoras

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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