Best quotes to send by SMS

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.
Author: Izaak Walton
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
Author: King Charles I
Never put yourself in a position that will put yourself at risk if you make the wrong decision. We spent cash on everything. It's fashionable to make 'bet the company' decisions, but don't do it.
Author: Joel Spolsky
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Author: Japanese Proverb
Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Making Snacks
by San Widge
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Taming Wild Cats
by Claude Face
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Igloo Building
by S Keemo
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Keep on Trying
by Percy Vere
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Your money or your life
by Stan Den
Deliver
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes