Best quotes to send by SMS
Izaak Walton Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.
Author: Izaak Walton

King Charles I Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
Author: King Charles I

Joel Spolsky Never put yourself in a position that will put yourself at risk if you make the wrong decision. We spent cash on everything. It's fashionable to make 'bet the company' decisions, but don't do it.
Author: Joel Spolsky

Japanese Proverb Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Miguel de Cervantes Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Book title jokes Making Snacks by San Widge
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Book title jokes Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face
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Book title jokes Igloo Building by S Keemo
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Book title jokes Keep on Trying by Percy Vere
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Book title jokes Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver
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