Best quotes to send by SMS

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
Author: William Shakespeare
Obscurity is a good thing. You can fail in obscurity. It removes the fear of failure.
Author: Jason Fried
It's so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit.
Author: Anna Quindlen
It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
Author: Randy K. Milholland
Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is none from which it reaches so far as from the grave.
Author: John Ruskin
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur
family called?
A: Ptera Don
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
What's red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes