Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on.
Author: William Shakespeare

Jason Fried Obscurity is a good thing. You can fail in obscurity. It removes the fear of failure.
Author: Jason Fried

Anna Quindlen It's so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Randy K. Milholland It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

John Ruskin Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is none from which it reaches so far as from the grave.
Author: John Ruskin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dinosaur jokes Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
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Dinosaur jokes Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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Dinosaur jokes Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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Dinosaur jokes Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
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Dinosaur jokes What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
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