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Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.
Author: John Calhoun

Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
Author: John Dryden

I think the primary function of radio is that people want company.
Author: Elise Nordling

She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
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How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
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How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.
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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
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I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
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